At risk for being thought unstable,
Consider the premise of this silly fable.
What if a poem required a warning label?
Read two verses and,
Call the poet in the morning.
Read one every six hours,
Only four per day or it sours.
Best when consumed with alcohol,
Affect your judgment, not at all.
Do not read while operating machinery,
Eyes off the wheel and you're in the scenery.
Read this with food or milk,
Connection with the poet smooth as silk.
Not for internal consumption,
Proceed with no other assumption.
For the prevention of disease only,
Use it when you are lonely.
Apply to affected area,
Cures warts, hives, and malaria.
Caution reading may make one drowsy.
Side effects include nausea, diarrhea, and feeling lousy.
How could you, they all mourned?
All I can say is you were warned.