Mr. Pitney, oh Mr. Bowes,
Your personal post office is causing woes.
In days before politically correct,
Ordinary folks used it to good effect.
Electronic now with a modem too,
At double the rent, I'm sure blue.
Was inspected twice a year for free,
Now every 90 days you see,
Do I smell a connect fee?
Stamps for cash at the P.O. was fine,
Now accounts and credit cards on-line,
Usury fees, no sunshine.
For invoice processing you win no race,
Your "late" charges make me red in the face.
Dissatisfied customer no matter how it's sliced,
Stuck buying supplies, that are overpriced.
Business philosophy, oh I see,
Can you spell monopoly?
This is done, my anger is spent,
Returned with an invoice for its rent!